The Republic of Audrey 69 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.973 billion Audrey 69ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Audrey 69ian economy, worth 20.7 trillion Join Lilies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,484 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, Audrey 69 has designated Audrey 69 City as its capital city, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrey 69's national animal is the Join Lily, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Audrey 69 is ranked 263,017^th in the world and 8,091^st in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.13 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.